Without me - whats wrong with you?

I guess we all have that voice within in us that insists we will fail...
To hell with that voice I say... I'm getting really sick of his attitude and creepy british accent...

I need to find yet another new job - so it would appear...
Interview monday - for the gods know what...
Honestly I applied to a one sentence ad, not really sure what I'm getting myself into...

Man I need to just stop all this and get down to my dream job...
A daring day-light robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back...

I will be famous for my daring and my insanity - as it should be...

What the Sweet Christ?!?

Today and yesterday I scanned all my drawings - all the comics I've done... 240 something scans and many hours later... I'm done...

I'm gonna start fixing the comics, Graysons terrible spelling, and some of my crappy frames...

Man I need a job... I'm going absolutely batty... But I've tried everything around here I can think of... I didn't even get callbacks from Grocery Stores!!!

So... What the Sweet Christ?!?
I need some crazy fun and trip the hell out of here... oh and a job I guess...

EVIL VAMPIRE SNOWMEN!!!

EVIL VAMPIRE SNOWMEN!!!

Have you ever thought of this possibility... They'd be unstoppable during the winter... NO SUN!!! They'd be immune to garlic, and they have no hearts to be staked through...

Oh my god!! What have I created...?
Truly I, and not they, am the real monster...




"I am become death - destroyer of worlds" - Atom Bomb Scientist

A post about fairies... and I don't mean Ctenors...

I've just spent the last few days drawing this fairy for my sisters birthday... It turned out nice enough... But this has only led me to begin thinking on fairies in general...

Firstly - You only ever see female fairies - how do they reproduce...?

Next - If fairies are real, then why can't they help me get around... Quite frankly I'd use them to rob banks... Flies on the wall people... flies on the wall... they could get passcodes, disable cameras, go through bars... They'd be the ultimate bank robbing force, and no one would believe they did it...

Anywho... I think my sis will like her bday drawing... I call it "Elsie"

Ah time to go back to drawing my pages of EVIL VAMPIRE SNOWMEN!!!
It was a natural bonding of elements really... they both have one weakness - THE SUN!!!

Urgent Bulletin!!

The facts have been checked and rechecked... And I've even got a second opinion... The lovely Lara has brought to my attention the fact that I am STILL Awesome... Now I've finally got proof... My style is the real way to go...

So go my friends and add a leaf in your hat and a kick to your step...
Hide in a cave with a vampiric aversion to the sun, and hate red food dye like it was Darth Vader telling you it was your father...


Oh... And in other news...
One by one the penguins steal my sanity...