Chaplain Glum Chum eh?
Organizing a trip to Nicaruagua is hard... Who knew?
But this is my job, for some reason...
I'm the assistant chaplain according to my boss, even though that should technically be assistant to the chaplain... My boss says he should make me a chaplain, and can...
All I need is the backing of a religious organization... Done!
And an official to recommend me... Done!
Only problem is this... Chaplains get paid by the religious organization they represent...
So I won't get paid, but it'll sure look interesting on my resume...
Muahahahahahaha!!!