I just can't be normal...

James: "I don't know what's going on with supper here"
Me: "The hearts of your enemies? To gain their courage?"
James: "I dont really have any enemies"
Me: "You do NOW jerk!!!"
James: "Well I still don't want to eat your heart."
Me: "I'd eat yours, maybe thats why im the better friend here."
James: "What?"