And so it begins...

At last I can finally express my insane ravings... Ha! Like thats ever been an issue... Anyone bothering to read this no doubt knows me enough to expect this from me...

Well why don't I just get this turkey trot rolled into her hat of destiny...

I think it appropriate to start at the beginning, and thusly I will relate some of the quotes I wrote down from Mr.Shroeder an English teacher in highschool... His, and others influences, have only made me more like what I now am...

1) "If I hadn't failed grade 12 English twice I never would have become an english teacher, and I didn't even do that well the last time..."
2) "Shut up... Shut up!! Heh - Great teaching method eh?"
3) "Sometimes life is a caca sandwich and everyday is another bite"
4) "Let's start learning - everybody grab your shovels!"
5) "Family Doctors are glorified receptionists..."
6) "It is my life's ambition to direct Gandhi on Ice"
7) "Pair of drugs? Oh right we're talking about the good life"
8) "Don't eat human liver... ever!"
9) "There goes my career as a bomb disposal expert..."

And my all time favourite...
10) "The only thing I could prove with a dictionairy is that I could hit you with it... Chris..."