Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Do you deny that?!

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and theres a nice pond in it:

You fill in the pond with concrete...
You plow the family into the field...
You blow up the tree...
& You use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, whos also your brother!!

Do you deny that?!
No!! Your silence I think speaks volumes...

Work... Long boring work...

Well today was an exciting day...
I worked... Woo... Moneys...

I was doing data entry in a giant refridgerator from 9am - 8pm with only a 15minute break in there somewhere...

For some reason this company was told that I was some sort of excel expert. That is news to me, so... Anyway spent 11hours doing data entry...
But I get paid, so it served its purpose...

Hazzah!

Friday, December 08, 2006

Why Karma why?! That's free money I've lost...

Dammit... why am I a good man?!
I turned down free money this afternoon...

I was at the bank, and saw like $200 was sticking out of the machine as I approached it... No one was at the machine when I walked in, but whoever was the person before me accidently didn't take their money...

I walked up and grabbed it, didn't even think about it, and turned around and handed it to the security guard.

Actual dialogue:
"Excuse me, I'm doing the right, but stupid thing."
"This was sticking out of the machine when I got here."
"Karma better notice this or I'm gonna be mad."


I'm told I'm a good man...
I constantly try and be devil's advocate on everyone's shoulder, but it seems that I can't escape my true ways...

I should have taken the money, but didn't even think about it until I'd already been honest...

Damn Chris Cunningham!!

You know its weird sometimes... wait... all the time actually... but this is something specific...

I just went to youtube and the newest or most popular video (I forget) was called the Cunningham Portal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIM3cYar3c

This is some git making a greenscreen movie, but its still weird when I see my name there...

Damn Chris Cunningham and his crazy CGI talents/exploits...