Why Karma why?! That's free money I've lost...

Dammit... why am I a good man?!
I turned down free money this afternoon...

I was at the bank, and saw like $200 was sticking out of the machine as I approached it... No one was at the machine when I walked in, but whoever was the person before me accidently didn't take their money...

I walked up and grabbed it, didn't even think about it, and turned around and handed it to the security guard.

Actual dialogue:
"Excuse me, I'm doing the right, but stupid thing."
"This was sticking out of the machine when I got here."
"Karma better notice this or I'm gonna be mad."


I'm told I'm a good man...
I constantly try and be devil's advocate on everyone's shoulder, but it seems that I can't escape my true ways...

I should have taken the money, but didn't even think about it until I'd already been honest...