Sunday, May 29, 2005

Red Food Dye works for the Sun?!?

At last I have found an ally in my forever war...

Red Food Dye - You bastard demon spawn... You stand as my greatest enemy, with the sun itself not far behind...

But I met a Brantford, pirate lovin', grayson knowin, red food dye hatin' girl...

Now my army will grow until I wipe out the colour red from food stuff - FOREVER!!!

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Well now, here we are again...

Wow... I'm in trouble... My irrational fears about my job were actually so bad I hadn't slept in days and physically felt like hell... So I've kinda cut off my nose in an attempt to save my face...

I had to combat the problem but ended up doing so by quitting my job...
The better thing to do would have been to stick it out through all the crap until I had combat my demons and no longer had the bad nervousness problems...

So now I'm unemployed again...
Oh shit...

Friday, May 20, 2005

Box Factory

Oh how much I'd love to work in a box factory right now... My job scares the hell out of me...
Sadly I think the only job I've managed to get was a job I personally am not prepared for...

Calling people and harassing them for money makes me panicky... Like the panic I used to feel before plays...

I always got through them, but normally people didnt see my embarassing panic attacks before I ran on stage...

Sigh... One step at a time...

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

A Blue Duck Sponge

It's 3:27am on May 18th... Today I start my job finally, and yet only now this day have I started to decorate this place I've been sleeping since august...

I think I'm actually trying to make it - my home...

I have some really weird decorative crap, but you can never throw it away sometimes... This Blue Duck Sponge - No idea how or why I got it, but I just don't want to throw it away. And all these lobsters are reminisent of a time that no longer exists in my life, but I can't let them go.
And why do so many of my decorations have to do with fish, lemon/limes, or forks...?
Perhaps humanity was never meant to know...

Heh the perverted alien balloon... Good times good times...

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Damn Chopstick Wielding Feline!!

I was watching Ripleys Believe it or not, and there is a cat that can eat with chopsticks...
Wow... Never had I felt so lowely for not being able to use chopsticks...

Damn my shakey hands...

I'm thinking I better learn if I intend to move to China in about a year to teach English...

And Pirates... We all love Pirates!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2005

And so it begins...

At last I can finally express my insane ravings... Ha! Like thats ever been an issue... Anyone bothering to read this no doubt knows me enough to expect this from me...

Well why don't I just get this turkey trot rolled into her hat of destiny...

I think it appropriate to start at the beginning, and thusly I will relate some of the quotes I wrote down from Mr.Shroeder an English teacher in highschool... His, and others influences, have only made me more like what I now am...

1) "If I hadn't failed grade 12 English twice I never would have become an english teacher, and I didn't even do that well the last time..."
2) "Shut up... Shut up!! Heh - Great teaching method eh?"
3) "Sometimes life is a caca sandwich and everyday is another bite"
4) "Let's start learning - everybody grab your shovels!"
5) "Family Doctors are glorified receptionists..."
6) "It is my life's ambition to direct Gandhi on Ice"
7) "Pair of drugs? Oh right we're talking about the good life"
8) "Don't eat human liver... ever!"
9) "There goes my career as a bomb disposal expert..."

And my all time favourite...
10) "The only thing I could prove with a dictionairy is that I could hit you with it... Chris..."