Red Food Die... OF DEATH!!
Red Food Dye!! You win this round!! You fucken bastard... Yeah that's right, I'm pissed off...
I'm going to nicaragua, and thusly have been getting my shots and medications for things down there...
However, the only medication on the market for Cholera has Red Food Dye in it... Oh, let me reiterate that... The ONLY anti-cholera medication on the market has a substance in it that has no medicinal value, is actually mildly toxic to all people, and has one of the highest allergic reaction rates to do with dyes... The only reason they ever dye something like this is for marketing reasons, so this just leaves me in awe... Yes that's right this "Dukoral" has a monopoly on the market, and yet adds red dye to their precious rasberry flavoured medicine... The dye is not necessary... It just makes the medicine look pretty, you know like blood...
Fucken system... So theres nothing I can do...
Oh unless I take the medicine, which would result in the following...
Here's me getting dizzy, swelling, hiving, and about to die from their evil medicine...
And here's me after my death where, for some reason, someone has removed my red dyed skull and added it to their fountain of red food dye death... Really I think this was uncalled for, but that's the way the universe dealt these cards... I believe I am the one on the upper right...
2 Comments:
That's disturbing; why would they go through all that trouble?...
Anyways, I'm not sure if it'll protect you from red food dye exactly, but I have something that you should take to Nicarauga when you go. I'll see you in the next week or so!
Hey, maybe you should get a shot to make you immune to red dye! I don't know why you didn't think of it sooner!!
OH!! If you can't find anyone to peel the skin off your face, I'll do it. It'll be a labour of love, the last I'm ever able to lavish upon you.
AHEM
Anyway . . .
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